Saturday, June 7, 2008

OK! OK!...I KNOW Andy and Emily are still excited about the upoming wedding...But sheesh! Nothing new since April 30th??

Just for kicks, I'll post some nonsense to keep things new and fresh :)

For all of you that were wondering...I passed my mid-term. Barely (81%) but, hey, passing is passing. Yea for me!

Here's a joke:

A husband fathered five children. He was so proud of his accomplishment that he always found a way to bring up his status of "father of five" into conversations. Much to his wife's dismay and embarrassment he refered to her as "mother of five".

One evening while attending a company party, the husband decided it was time to go. Loudly he shouts to wife across the room, "Are you ready to leave to mother of five?" His wife, having had enough of this, replied back in an equally loud voice, "Anytime you are father of one!!" Ha! Ha! Ha!!

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Andy and Emily are getting married!


Andy and Emily are getting married!! Belnap family please remember to save the evening of June 13th for a special celebration dinner and then on June 14th the sealing will take place in the Bountiful, UT temple with reception to follow that evening. Only 46 more days! We're so excited!!

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

OK So I'm Hooked On Sudoku

Well, If you know me you know I can not resist a Puzzel, so in looking around the web I found a Widget that added a Sudoku Game to your blog. So, check it out and if you want there is a like to add it to any Blogger page.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Hey, You Still Like Wal-Mart?

My ex-husband and I fought constantly, Why I married him, I'll never know.
For all those miserable years I said My hubby has got to go!

Tried poisoning cakes, stripping his brakes, Salting his pork chops with lime.
Wiring his chair, igniting his hair Even though playing with fire is a crime.

But I failed at each plot 'til I suddenly thought Of a way that would set me free!
I got rid of him for good and, know what? They couldn't do a thing to me!

I took him back to Wal-Mart! They'll take anything back you know!
They said they couldn't recall selling him, But they must have if I said so.


They just credited him to my Visa and said, "Y'all come back now, 'ya hear?"
They were so nice, polite, pleasant and insistent, I'll take back his mother next year!

They'll take anything back at Wal-Mart, Though it's broken or rotten or sweet.
And know what else? This time of year You don't even need a receipt!