Zion Park

Just in case you didn't get the memo...My blog page crashed and I had to start all over. I still have the same address...But it's a whole new look. So please, don't ignore the invitation email. You really need to click on the link!!

Here are some photos of our weekend with Jon and Sarah!

On a Kick

I am sure you might think I am on some kind of kick but what the heck pretty some I will want sleep instead typing at the computer.

Well anyway I have started a family blog. It is private so if you want to see it you will have to be invited so email me with the address you want to use.

If you have been invited and not had the pleasure yet here is a link.

Just a bit of a Smile

One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he said, "Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions?"

God replied, "Go on Adam but be quick. I have a world to create."

So Adam says, "When you created Eve, why did you make her body so curved and tender unlike mine?"

"I did that, Adam, so that you could love her."

"Oh, well then, why did you give her long, shiny, beautiful hair, and not me?"

"I did that Adam so that you could love her."

"Oh, well then, why did you make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I could love her?"

"Well, Adam no. I did that so that she could love you."

Here I come to save the day...

Is everyone just too busy to communicate anymore? I don't want any of your excuses. Get on this computer and blog, for heaven sakes!

I've been externing (is that a word) at the hospital for a week now. So far so good. I haven't killed anyone yet (that I know of). And all the techs I have worked with think I should try to get a job there. That's saying something.

School starts August 12th. Waa Hoo!

Well, I don't want the owners of this blog to look boring so I'll stop now. More later, if you're lucky!!

OK! OK!...I KNOW Andy and Emily are still excited about the upoming wedding...But sheesh! Nothing new since April 30th??

Just for kicks, I'll post some nonsense to keep things new and fresh :)

For all of you that were wondering...I passed my mid-term. Barely (81%) but, hey, passing is passing. Yea for me!

Here's a joke:

A husband fathered five children. He was so proud of his accomplishment that he always found a way to bring up his status of "father of five" into conversations. Much to his wife's dismay and embarrassment he refered to her as "mother of five".

One evening while attending a company party, the husband decided it was time to go. Loudly he shouts to wife across the room, "Are you ready to leave to mother of five?" His wife, having had enough of this, replied back in an equally loud voice, "Anytime you are father of one!!" Ha! Ha! Ha!!